I Hate It, Let’s Watch It

172. Under Paris

When Stephen King takes to Twitter to declare a Netflix original shark movie with an objectively questionable premise "really quite good," you HAVE to vet it. So, we did. And we're here to tell you that it was, in fact, NOT quite good. It was actually quite bad, and we have the math to prove it. Without a strong core mission to hold it all together, Under Paris flails about in the water for 104 minutes before simply giving up and sinking to the bottom of the Seine where it belongs. Still, we enjoyed following the journey of our dynamic diva of a lead, and we wish her all the best as new mayor of Paris (just to be clear, we're talking about our shark queen, Lilith; not the should-be-dead-in-the-first-five-minutes conservation scientist, Sophia.) #TEAMLILITH
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171. Emily in Paris S4E4&5 - The Grey Area & Trompe l'oeil

This week, we're wrapping up our coverage of Part 1 of Emily in Paris, and, man, have the discussion topics changed since last time. In classic EiP fashion, we're abruptly moving on from central plotlines like Alfie, Sylvie's survivor story, and pretty much everything we were worried about in the first three episodes to a bunch of things we didn't want to be worried about because we thought they were resolved. Emily's Three's Company living situation takes yet another turn, and Mindy appears to be on the precipice of rekindling things with Benoit. Poor Luc is getting abused by his girlfriend AND the writers, and we just want justice for everyone except Emily.
 
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170. Emily in Paris S4E1&2&3 - Break Point & Love on the Run & Masquerade

We're off to a rough start here in Season 4 of Emily in Paris, but buckle up because we're in it for the long haul. Between the tired love triangles, the cliched sit-com moments, and the inexplicable personality pivots, we're scared to see what the rest of Part 1 will bring us. Only one person can save us from this assured destruction, and it is our queen, Sylvie Grateau. (Okay, fine, two people -- can't forget our beloved Luc).
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169. Emily in Paris - Season 3 Recap

Ready or not, here she comes! Emily Cooper is BACK, which means we are freebasing champagne to prepare for yet another season of her ridiculous antics, but before we dive head-first into brand new chaos, we're here to get you caught up on all the Season 3 tea. Where did we leave off with Emily, Gabriel, Alfie, Mindy, and all our favorite Savoir pals?? Plus, we dissect the trailer for Season 4 and make some predictions, which is easier than it should be because this show has a habit of just staying exactly the same. Join us on our latest journey and look for our upcoming coverage of Season 4 of Emily in Paris!
 
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168. A Family Affair

Depending on which one of your lovely podcast hosts you ask, this movie was either full-on CRINGE or unexpectedly amusing. But what we can agree on is that this movie was too long, Nicole Kidman was miscast, "Zara" was the wrong name for Joey King, and the film should have been released with Hallmark Channel's Christmas line-up. Let us know what YOU thought about this one on our socials!
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167. Space Cadet

DUDE! THIS MOVIE FRIGGIN' SUCKED! Offensive to all kinds of groups (astronauts, Floridians, people with nine toes, and basically anyone with more than two brain cells), Space Cadet spreads the dangerous message that all it takes is a total lack of self-awareness and a sprinkle of creative thinking to become an astronaut. This one misses the mark by a lightyear due to its unreasonable demand that the audience forgo all logical thinking and its failure to deliver a satisfying, emotional core that brings the whole thing together. Also, bad CGI, cringey dialogue, and questionable costume design -- our favorites!
 
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166. Mother of the Bride

The movie equivalent of a Kardashian, Mother of the Bride is pretty to look at but DAAAMN, SHE BE DUMB! Jam packed with succulent eye candy (Brooke Shields, Benjamin Bratt, CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY) and the stunning backdrop of Thailand, you'd think this 90-minute Netflix rom-com would be a cute and funny yet profound study on what sexuality and relationships mean to women as they age, but you would be absolutely incorrect. What we get instead is a very confused, super cliched, seen-it-a-million-times film that is completely devoid of an emotional core (and Chad Michael Murray...seriously, the man is only in approx 8 minutes of this movie and we are currently in the midst of suing Netflix for this egregious mistake). JUSTICE FOR LUCAS!
 
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165. Bridgerton S3E8 - Into the Light

We've reached the end of our Bridgerton project (for now), and there are both celebrations (primarily from Lisa) and tears (exclusively from Dawn). We'll give you all the tea on whether Cressida decided to take the high road; whether Colin could put his hot air balloon-sized ego aside long enough to let Penelope clean up her own messes; and, if Francesca and John's wedding really went as smoothly as it seemed... And that's a wrap on Bridgerton until Season 4 drops in two years! But if you had fun on this journey with us, you should check out our upcoming coverage of equally cringe movies and shows, including (but not limited to) Emily in Paris, Space Cadet, Mother of the Bride, and more to come! Stay tuned!
 
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