I Hate It, Let’s Watch It

177. Suitable Flesh

This week on the I Hate It, Let's Watch It: Spooky Season lineup, we have Suitable Flesh, and if you guessed that the featured monster of this horror flick would be a sex-crazed, body-swapping octopus demon, well, we're impressed. And we want to be friends. Heather Graham shines in this fairly predictable but stabbalicious thriller, and if we had only gotten a bit less gore and a lot more lore, it might have been more satisfying. But if you're looking for the juiciest decapitation we've ever seen or enjoy a little knife play in the bedroom, this is the film for you!
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176. Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies

We're kicking off spooky season with Austria's first (and hopefully only) zombie movie that dares to ask the question...what if a snowmaking machine didn't make snow, but made zombies instead? If that sounds like a bad business plan to you, you'd be correct, and weirdly enough, it also makes for a bad movie. With 99% of the film's budget going straight to fake bloody viscera and bumpy skin growths, it's the script and plot that suffer most as we join this cast of mostly bland and unlikeable characters on their alpine misadventure. But the movie doesn't take itself too seriously, so we'll give it two out of five spleens.
 
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175. Emily in Paris S4E9&10 - Roman Holiday & All Roads Lead to Rome

As the saying goes, all good things must come to an end and in our case, all bad things as well, which is why we haven't lost our minds (yet). It's the end of Season 4 of Emily in Paris and the end of our Parisian-centric episodes, but we're seeing more international destinations in our future so we can't be too sad about it. Are Emily and Gabriel over for good? Will Genevieve succeed in...whatever devious thing she's planning to do? What is Emily in Paris without Paris? Let us talk you through it all on our finale recap!
 
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174. Emily in Paris S4E6&7&8 - Last Christmas & Lost In Translation & Back on the Crazy Horse

It's Christmas in Paris, and no one is getting what they want this year. Emily gets ditched on a ski slope, Sylvie gets a new roommate/employee in the form of Laurent's sketchy daughter from a previous relationship, and babies around the world will be getting rattles full of Maison Lavaux perfume in their stockings, so literally no one is happy, especially us. It's time to find out what Genevieve is really up to and if Emily will decide to ditch Gabriel and Paris for Rome and her new love interest, Marcello...Join us next week for some celebratory champagne and the Season 4 finale!
 
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173. Savoring Paris

We hope you're not lactose intolerant because while Savoring Paris pretends to be a rom-com about an American woman searching for fulfillment and a grumpy Frenchman waiting for a second chance at love, it's actually a film about cheese. The plot, the scenery, the smells, the drama -- cheese is at the center of it all. While you better brie-lieve we love a gouda romance movie, this one falls just a bit short of the mark due to its Hallmark Channel AI-generated storylines. Still, there's something charming about our main characters and their cheesy puns, which is more than we can say for Emily in Paris. Speaking of which, stay tuned to the end of the episode where we briefly discuss our thoughts on the trailer for Emily in Paris, Season 4 Part 2 to get you prepped and ready for our recaps resuming next week!
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172. Under Paris

When Stephen King takes to Twitter to declare a Netflix original shark movie with an objectively questionable premise "really quite good," you HAVE to vet it. So, we did. And we're here to tell you that it was, in fact, NOT quite good. It was actually quite bad, and we have the math to prove it. Without a strong core mission to hold it all together, Under Paris flails about in the water for 104 minutes before simply giving up and sinking to the bottom of the Seine where it belongs. Still, we enjoyed following the journey of our dynamic diva of a lead, and we wish her all the best as new mayor of Paris (just to be clear, we're talking about our shark queen, Lilith; not the should-be-dead-in-the-first-five-minutes conservation scientist, Sophia.) #TEAMLILITH
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171. Emily in Paris S4E4&5 - The Grey Area & Trompe l'oeil

This week, we're wrapping up our coverage of Part 1 of Emily in Paris, and, man, have the discussion topics changed since last time. In classic EiP fashion, we're abruptly moving on from central plotlines like Alfie, Sylvie's survivor story, and pretty much everything we were worried about in the first three episodes to a bunch of things we didn't want to be worried about because we thought they were resolved. Emily's Three's Company living situation takes yet another turn, and Mindy appears to be on the precipice of rekindling things with Benoit. Poor Luc is getting abused by his girlfriend AND the writers, and we just want justice for everyone except Emily.
 
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170. Emily in Paris S4E1&2&3 - Break Point & Love on the Run & Masquerade

We're off to a rough start here in Season 4 of Emily in Paris, but buckle up because we're in it for the long haul. Between the tired love triangles, the cliched sit-com moments, and the inexplicable personality pivots, we're scared to see what the rest of Part 1 will bring us. Only one person can save us from this assured destruction, and it is our queen, Sylvie Grateau. (Okay, fine, two people -- can't forget our beloved Luc).
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