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9. Riverdale S5E9 - Destroyer

Just one more week until the mid-season finale and Riverdale serves up this ridiculously disappointing episode featuring a half-assed homage to The Little Giants and a slew of new and confusing information regarding Polly and the Mothmen.

8. Riverdale S5E8 - Lock and Key

Lisa takes Dawn through her list of many grievances, including but definitely not limited to the ridiculously underwhelming key party and the premature conclusion of Barchie.

7. Riverdale S5E7 - Fire in the Sky

This one was a doozy! Lisa and Dawn swap tin foil theories about the Mothmen, Hiram's smoke screen and more.

6. Riverdale S5E6 - Back to School

Dawn and Lisa gleefully rip into this trashcan fire of an episode and explore the folklore origins of the Mothman.

5. Riverdale S5E5 - The Homecoming

Dawn and Lisa celebrate Pop's retirement with spiked milkshakes and do their best to figure out what the hell Veronica is doing with her life.

4. Riverdale S5E4 - Purgatory

Lisa and Dawn seek justice for Chadwick and reflect on their personal traumatic encounters with chainsaw-wielding pyschos.

3. Riverdale S5E3 - Graduation

Dawn is emotional about the end of an era, while Lisa gets excited for the future of Riverdale.

2. Riverdale S5E2 - The Preppy Murders

Dawn gets excited by the mention of the Real Housewives while Lisa revels in her success of predicting the auteur.