I Hate It, Let’s Watch It

33. Riverdale S6E1 - Welcome to Rivervale

Five seasons of chaotic nonsense couldn't even prepare us for the insanity that was Riverdale's Season 6 premiere. In this episode, we do our best to explain the alternate universe of Rivervale, from its pagan rituals and blood sacrifices to bug hauntings and inexplicable baby fever. Tip for making this process less painful -- drink every time we say we're confused.

32. Riverdale Season 6 Preview

Dawn and Lisa break down the Riverdale Season 6 "5-Episode Event" promo trailer shot for shot and speculate about what nonsense awaits us all in the coming weeks.

31. Midnight in the Switchgrass

We're not sure how a movie about catching a dangerous serial killer before he kills again could be so freakin' boring, but Midnight in the Switchgrass managed to hit that mark hard. In a nutshell, Bruce Willis should be ashamed of himself, and all the hype surrounding Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly still wasn't enough to save this film from being super terrible.

30. Malignant

It's spooky season! Join us as we struggle through James Wan's latest contribution to the horror genre, Malignant. We also discuss the scariest movies we've ever seen and decide which movie with questionable logic to tackle next! Happy Halloween!

29. Riverdale S5E19 - Riverdale RIP(?)

It has been a long road, but we made it to the Season 5 finale! There was a town hall meeting, a graduation party, couples getting together...and of course plenty of arson, murder attempts, dead bodies discovered, hilarious 19th century costumes, and a brand new reason for Cheryl to be the single most unlikeable character this show has to offer. Thanks for sticking with us this season! We'll be back in November with season 6 because just like everyone else in the Riverdale universe, we just can't seem to leave.
If Halloween is your thing, don't forget to join us on October 26th for our spooky movie special featuring Malignant!

28. Riverdale S5E17&18 - Dance of Death & Next to Normal

In this 2-for-1 special, Dawn and Lisa analyze the last two weeks of Riverdale, including the infamous musical episode. If you were confused by the resolution of the Lonely Highway murders and the Mothman lore, we've got you covered. Sort of. Also, hot take: the musical episode wasn't terrible?? Next week is the finale of Season 5, so make sure you get caught up with I Hate It, Let's Watch It!

27. Riverdale S5E16 - Band of Brothers

After last week's debacle, Dawn and Lisa are thrilled to get back to Riverdale's usual chaos (and lack of musical numbers). If you want to hear more about suicidal bees and the dubious business enterprise of "Copter Cab," this is the ep for you!

26. Riverdale S5E15 - The Return of the Pussycats

Spoiler alert: Lisa and Dawn did not enjoy this one. With nothing plot-related to analyze, Dawn goes noteless and discussion includes Lisa's murder board, Cheryl's bees, and why Lisa will never watch The Descent or go spelunking ever again.