I Hate It, Let’s Watch It

36. Riverdale S6E4 - The Witching Hour(s)

If you like terrible period costumes/hair/dialogue and a classic body swap spell, you're going to love this week's episode of Riverdale! Unfortunately, we hate all of those things so we were straight-up not having a good time, bro. On the bright side, this is the penultimate episode of the Rivervale event, and that light at the end of the tunnel is getting brighter, so join us as we muddle through to the end.

35. Riverdale S6E3 - Mr. Cypher

There are only so many times we can say how terrible this 5-episode special event is, so this week's recap is a little short. But we still manage to cover each and every mind-boggling moment, from Pop Tate dropkicking the Devil out of the diner to Veronica's cringey musical performance (if there's one thing we can count on in both RiverDale and RiverVale, it's disappointing musical performances). Three down, two to go! Stay strong, people!

34. Riverdale S6E2 - Ghost Stories

It's legitimately scary how bad this five-episode event of Rivervale is. Is that what they were getting at by naming this second episode Ghost Stories? Join us in breaking down each of the three spooky vignettes being told this week and if anyone can answer the question of if ANY of this matters, we'd love to hear from you.

33. Riverdale S6E1 - Welcome to Rivervale

Five seasons of chaotic nonsense couldn't even prepare us for the insanity that was Riverdale's Season 6 premiere. In this episode, we do our best to explain the alternate universe of Rivervale, from its pagan rituals and blood sacrifices to bug hauntings and inexplicable baby fever. Tip for making this process less painful -- drink every time we say we're confused.

32. Riverdale Season 6 Preview

Dawn and Lisa break down the Riverdale Season 6 "5-Episode Event" promo trailer shot for shot and speculate about what nonsense awaits us all in the coming weeks.

31. Midnight in the Switchgrass

We're not sure how a movie about catching a dangerous serial killer before he kills again could be so freakin' boring, but Midnight in the Switchgrass managed to hit that mark hard. In a nutshell, Bruce Willis should be ashamed of himself, and all the hype surrounding Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly still wasn't enough to save this film from being super terrible.

30. Malignant

It's spooky season! Join us as we struggle through James Wan's latest contribution to the horror genre, Malignant. We also discuss the scariest movies we've ever seen and decide which movie with questionable logic to tackle next! Happy Halloween!

29. Riverdale S5E19 - Riverdale RIP(?)

It has been a long road, but we made it to the Season 5 finale! There was a town hall meeting, a graduation party, couples getting together...and of course plenty of arson, murder attempts, dead bodies discovered, hilarious 19th century costumes, and a brand new reason for Cheryl to be the single most unlikeable character this show has to offer. Thanks for sticking with us this season! We'll be back in November with season 6 because just like everyone else in the Riverdale universe, we just can't seem to leave.
If Halloween is your thing, don't forget to join us on October 26th for our spooky movie special featuring Malignant!