33. Riverdale S6E1 - Welcome to Rivervale

Five seasons of chaotic nonsense couldn't even prepare us for the insanity that was Riverdale's Season 6 premiere. In this episode, we do our best to explain the alternate universe of Rivervale, from its pagan rituals and blood sacrifices to bug hauntings and inexplicable baby fever. Tip for making this process less painful -- drink every time we say we're confused.